🚨 BREAKING NEWS: REMEDY ROBOTICS JUST CHANGED THE WORLD!!! 🚨 WE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE!!! 🚨 FIRST REMOTE BRAIN SURGERY IN HUMAN HISTORY!!! 🚨

🤖 REMEDY ROBOTICS 🧠

🔥 WE JUST DID THE IMPOSSIBLE! 🔥

🏆 WORLD'S FIRST 🏆

REMOTE NEUROINTERVENTION IN A HUMAN!

👉 That's right, we just performed BRAIN SURGERY from MILES AWAY! 👈

🎯 NO INVASION! 💉 JUST PURE ROBOTIC GENIUS! 🤖

FIRST

In Human History!

100%

Success Rate!

∞

Minds Blown!

Invasions Required!

🦘 DAVE 🦘

The Aussie Doc Who Dreams Big!

Click for surprise!

🎓 JAKE 🎓

Stanford PhD & Robot Whisperer!

Click for surprise!

G'DAY MATE! 🦘 Dave here! Did you know I once performed surgery while wrestling a crocodile? Just kidding... OR AM I? 🐊

BEEP BOOP! 🤖 Jake's secret: My Stanford thesis was actually written BY a robot! (It got an A+) 📚

WOOF WOOF! 🐕 Our bulldog mascot's name is Sir Remedy McRobotface III, and he's the REAL brains behind the operation! He demands belly rubs as payment!

What Does This Mean?!

⭐ Stroke? We'll fix it from our couch! ⭐

⭐ Aneurysm? Our robots are on it! ⭐

⭐ Heart attack? Not on our watch! ⭐

🚀 WE'RE NOT JUST A MEDICAL DEVICE COMPANY... WE'RE THE FUTURE! 🚀
INTUITIVE SURGICAL + WAYMO + ML = REMEDY ROBOTICS!
Next Stop: WORLD DOMINATION! (In a good way!) 🌍

Fun Facts!

We can perform procedures in HALF the time! ⏱️
Our robots have better hands than surgeons! 🤖
We're bringing brain surgery to EVERYWHERE! 🌍
Our bulldog approves every procedure! 🐕✅

🎯 REMEDY ROBOTICS: MAKING THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE SINCE 2025! 🎯 STROKE HAS LEFT THE CHAT! 🎯 ANEURYSMS ARE SHAKING! 🎯